#the process for this was a messss but i do like how it turned out i think 😭

[wuntrum]

fan poster for the movie strange darling :)

[limetimo]

RAB fics I read (Dec 23¨)

Sprinkler Splashes and Fire Place Ashes by sunnystarzJegulus, celebrity crush, singer Regulus, supportive Sirius, sweet

Do Not Go Gentle by AsILayDying Hermione gets yot to marauders era, befirends regulus, and oopsie it's not a & it's a /

Ice Ice Baby by Calypte Ice Skater Regulus yay! he's also french autistic and trans call taht a comorbidity lol. Hockey player james, jegulus

The Easiest Part by WayTooTiredForThis de-aged reggie, caretaker sirius, human disaster barty i love him sm your honour

the elysium by pixie90smom regulus has to arrange-marry a prince. On the bright side, the prince is James. Also assassination attempts or whatever

So Determined to Pay Back by KrisKikstorky So Happy To Serve by KrisKikstorky Omega Regulus got mated to Alpha Voldemort and well, what can I tell you. It's a messss of a abusive situation. and babies are on the way!!

Heart worn on his sleeves. by Aslan_Reinhart James has a crush on Regulus, bit of a prequel to what's to come

Fertility by Badhairred they're fucking. ABO Jegulus

Past Zero Hour by anonymsly *unhinged laughter* I love it soo mucchchchch Regulus survives cave becomes cursebreaker falls in a relationship with Severus snape but is too silly to realise adn also he becomes Harry's favourite neighbour babysitter AND ALSO participates in the healing process of alice and frank longbottoms ♥♥♥ so much going on, so much to love!

Sons of the Sea by lexith Sirius ran away to the sea, and after some years he returned to kidnap Regulus. Regulus is Not Happy

Gathering Home by Quietlemonhush Wolfstar, Regulus is 5 yo and in care of his 20yo big brother :D and Remus is his teacher

clear blue waters (high tide came and brought you in) by wrongcaitlyn the Tonkses drag Regulus to a cruise where he meets not only his estranged brother but also the love of his life. cute and funny jegulus

the penalty shot by bizarrestars james needs a smooch from his ex to shoot penalty shots in quidditch

Best Friend's Brother by bizarrestars a classic that needs no introduction

I'll keep you safe by Fenrir13 regulus got turned into werewolf by grayback, killed the nasty old guy, and now remus is obsessed with him. Future moonseeker

A Reason to Hold on by Sorealis Sirius offers Grimmauld as Order headwuarters but oopsie there's someone already living there? PAst jegulily

I'm not tired (never of you) by thestarsforus bartylus needs to figure out their feelings and get their shit together before Evan loses all hair

The Mudblood of Slytherin by nickahontas college students gets isekai'd to marauders era as Ted Tonk's sister, and bags herself a baby Black.

Wearing His Ring by CQueen Regulus/Teddy hellooooo if you're looking for morally gray BAMF regulus

No Longer Will You Be Forsaken by JulisCaesar reg survives the cave, it's the spy life for him ig

Butterflies Between His Teeth by YellowLark23 SIRIUS' ABUSE TRAUMATISED REGULUS TOO pain pain pain pain pain very powerful very beautiful

When you're older by hufflepuffchaos wolfstar raises harry, regulus babysits

The Alchemist by beanclip i was like yay! Regulus takes baby harry under his wing! :D and then everybody died. jk not everybody. give it a read, it's intersting to say the least

where the ice burns by jelenaRusso regulus survives the cave and off goes to the azkaban. we love kingsley

It’s Actually Our Duty by Lartistrys after a brutal attack Regulus wishes nothing more than to die. Sirius makes him promise to give him 7 months to fix things; and hires James potter to be Regulus' friend. You can imagine how that's going to cause problems later on.

Deliver Me From My Friends by minkhollow :DDDDD far too underrated gem GO READ IT NOW IT'S SO GOOD I PROMISE

Invitation by Orphaneus regulus comes out as trans to his brother

Feeling it even more (because it came from you) by onehundredflamingos james wants to date, regulus is a meanie (but james likes it)

There is another sky, (--Ever serene and fair) by llamallamaduck sirius and regulus run away on an adventure around the world and learn much strange magics (and then blackmail their fan into leaving them alone)

Faded with you by jaspoo reg and james get yeeted into a muggle au where they never were born. inchresting

How a four-year-old kind of set her uncle up during a kidnapping by Emailexplorer hermione is adopted by rosekiller, gets kidnapped, and sets uncle reggie up with james

Maybe This Time (alternatively: once more, with feeling!) by ghostregulusfest, Wanderingdonut :DDDDDDDD reg gets to live his dreams after his death, with the inferi as his posse

[miekasa]

Baking with Eren would be so chaotic and such a mess lmfao BYE, but it would honestly be soo fun too. He would be a never-ending, "wait what's in this one? 3 cups?? 3??! I thought you said 6!!" and you just face-palm because, oh eren.

he would never stop taste-testing and you can't even scold him because when you turn with a brow raised he's just doing that stupidly cute grin and plays completely oblivious and you're just like, "Eren? I can see the bright pink frosting on your nose I'm not stupid." and he just gets really sheepish but like he denies it anyways? LMFAO LIKE BRO WHAT i can SEE the frosting evidence allll over. he's lucky he's cute. and you both definitely get covered in ingredients thanks to him and he probably licks it off your cheek at some point or scoops it off your nose and pops it in his mouth, making you blush like a stupid idiot. and he points it out too, like a CHILD. "You're blushing!!" He teases and points his finger at you and you scoff and roll your eyes. "I am definitely not." Who's the liar now?

You guys also watch a baking show when you eat the somewhat burnt, piled with sugar cupcakes- (thanks to Eren) and critique the contestants food and its honestly a great time.

(Eren thinks he's like master-chef after tho lmaoo, have fun trying to talk him out of that mindset its not gonna work. 🙄 although, its a tiny itsy bitsy cute how he brags to jean and mikasa how amazing you are and how you guys bake together all the time)

PLEASEEE 😭😭 I must say... I actually think Eren would be... a decent baker, but an absolute disaster of a chef LMFAOO. But the idea of him being clueless to either is cute, too; but, yeah, even if he was a good baker, he would still fuck up a perfectly good batch by burning it 😭😭 he's such a messss

HE SO WOULD CRITIQUE THE CONTESTANTS’ DISHES LMFAOOO he’s so passionate about it, laying on his couch and being like “Tch, butter cream reduction?? Basic, they can do so much more with 45 minutes, don’t you think, babe?” But, but, picture this: whenever you bake together, he takes pictures of the process and sends updates to his mom and both of them are really excited about it (even if you burn the final product)

[sapphirewolf1122]

I Need a Hero to Take Me Home

Summary: Drunk you forgets how to climb stairs and calls a certain hero for help.

Word Count: 1,104

A/N: So...this randomly popped into my head as I was walking up some stairs and just seriously over analyzing the whole process. Thank you @gemstoneconstellations for helping me with the drunk speak and title (as usual); I suck at those.

Bakugo walked into his apartment, tossing his keys onto the kitchen table as he made his way to his bedroom. He didn’t even bother turning on the lights; he was too exhausted for that. There had been an emergency rescue mission and he was one of the heroes on-call tonight. He hadn’t expected it to take so long though…

Reaching the edge of his bed, he glanced between it and the door to his bathroom. He really should take a shower, he was still sticky with sweat from the mission...but he really wanted to climb into his bed…

With a groan, Bakugo headed to the shower, stripping as he did; he’d rather take it now and sleep longer than have to worry about it in the morning. Once in, he was really glad he did; the hot water soothed his sore muscles. 

Finally in his bed, Bakugo was drifting into the long-awaited sleep...but he had barely closed his eyes when his fucking phone started vibrating. 

Fuuuuck...don’t tell him there was another emergency. Picking up the phone off his nightstand, he squinted at the bright screen. He grew confused at the sight of your name on the screen.

Slightly irritated, he gruffly answered. “The fuck you calling me for? You know what time it is?”

��Bakugoooooo, you answord! I didn’t….didn’t think you’d pick upppa! But you did! I kneeew you would. Uuuuh, it’ssss mmmm...night timmmmmuh? It’s dark and spoooky, soooo, yeah. It’ssa night time, yup. Anywhosies, I needs help…,” he heard your voice on the other end, sounding cheerful but kind of...childish?

He leaned back to glance at the screen. “What the fuck do you need help with at two in the fucking morning?”

“I can’t, I can’t remember how to do it.” He could hear the pout in your voice.

“Do what?”

“To climb stairs! Do you know how to climb stairs?” you whispered. 

“Haaaah?!”

“There-there’s just too much! How do our legs know what to do? They just start going and, uh, POOF! You’re at the top! Buuuuuuut my legs forgot...I can’t get to my apartment. Help me?

Bakugo was silent for several moments but then his sleepy and sluggish mind finally put two and two together. “You’re fucking drunk, aren’t you?”

“Maaaaaaybe! And I need helpppppp! The stairs are hard!”

However, before he could form a response to that, another realization hit him and he shot up in his bed. “Are you by you’re fucking self?”

“Uhhhhh...yes! I wanted to go home, so I did—”

Bakugo wasn’t listening anymore. He was now scrambling around his room, looking for a pair of pants and his sweater. What fucking idiot had let you wander around drunk by yourself?

“___, don’t fucking move, I’m coming.”

He heard you gasp on the other end. “You coming overrr? I neeed to clean the howse, I don’t want you to see all that messss...wait...I can’t get up the stairrrrrs…”

Practically ripping his door off its hinges, Bakugo sprinted out of his apartment, muttering to himself the whole way. Some extra was gonna die for this.

~

You were sitting at the base of the building when he got to you, using the wall as support. As soon as you caught sight of him, you threw your arms in the air and happily yelled, “Bakugooooo!”

Without a word, he grabbed hold of you, flung you over his shoulder, and started walking up the stairs.

“Whoaaaa, how’s ya do that? You need to teach me when I'm sober. You’re magic!” you said from his shoulder, sounding genuinely impressed.

“What the fuck is wrong with you?” he growled. “How much did you have to drink?”

“Uh...a lot? To both questions?”

“No fucking shit. Give me your damn keys.”

Once inside your apartment, he carried you to your couch and set you down. “Stay.”

You nodded, a stupid smile on your face but doing as you were told. “Yess, shur.”

Going into your kitchen, Bakugo started searching for something to feed you and a glass to give you water. As he did, he started rambling a lecture at you. “What the fuck do you think you were doing, walking home drunk by yourself, huh? Who was with you? I fucking want names. I’m going to teach those motherfuckers a lesson—”

“I didn’t think you cared so much, Bakugo. But I knew you did.” Bakugo was stopped mid-rant by your statement and he looked over at you, speechless. You still had that stupid smile on your face. 

Until you were leaning over the side of the couch, retching into the small waste bin there. Bakugo ran to you, cursing the whole time as he held your hair while you continued to throw up.

“Of course I fucking care, you idiot,” he muttered under his breath, brushing a strand from your face. 

After that, he helped you to the bathroom so you could wash up and grabbed some clean clothes from your room. You ended up throwing up a couple more times but managed to make it into the toilet.

Once you were clean, Bakugo guided you to your bed, placing another waste bin next to you just in case. Then he headed back to the kitchen to grab the snack and water.

He made you nibble on a couple of crackers and drink about three glasses of water before letting you lie down. Once it looked like you were falling asleep, he stood up to go clean the mess you’d left in the living room, deciding he would sleep on your couch tonight. But before he could turn to go, he felt you grab at his pants.

“Where you going?” you mumbled sleepily.

“Gonna go sleep on the couch,” he replied gruffly.

“Can you stay?” 

“I am stay—”

“Noooo, stay here,” you pouted. “With me.” Your grip on his pants grew tighter.

“You...you want me to sleep in the fucking bed with you?”

Your eyes closing again as you drifted to sleep, you managed to nod slightly and moved to make room for him. With a sigh, he climbed in.

“You’re an idiot,” he whispered softly. You just smiled in your sleep and snuggled closer to him. 

~~~~

A/N2: Apparently drunk me has said Anywhosies🤷🏽‍♀️😆

[crowley-for-u]

The Talk || CLOSED

"You know this isn't what I brought her back for," Crowley said lounging across the couch as Drac came into his new apartment.

Drac looked at him but said nothing as he set his groceries down to put them away.

"She needs you as much as you need her, I know it, I've felt it, seen it even." Crowley continued.

"She doesn't need me," Drac corrected him. "She doesn't need anyone, she was a perfectly capable, strong, and-before she met me and she will be long after this."

"Lonely, so lonely, yes she is those things, even with you, but she needs you, you are her happiness."

"Then she has misplaced it, in a coward and a failure."

"Aww I wouldn't be so harsh on yourself, you killed Lucifer. You came back once you knew she was alive.”

"And nearly killed her," Drac said. "At the first test of faith I fled. She deserves someone who will never leave and that, that can never be me."

Crowley scoffed, "You sound like one of Aziraphale's books now, true you are one in our universe." He leaned forward. "If you don't go back to her then you are truly a coward."

"She doesn't want me," Drac said.

"Not in the state you are in no, she doesn't nor should you." Crowley said. "The proof you are alive means she loves you and will forgive you, if she didn't well there wouldn't be a conversation between us now."

Drac rolled his eyes ignoring the truth of Crowley's words. "Why are you even here?"

"For a little girl I promised long ago that she would get her happy ending. Now if you don't go and fight for her, well, I might just have to be the very demon I am."

"Are you threatening me Crowley?" Drac asked.

"No, I'm just reminding you that I can make your life a living Hell, just motivation to do the right thing." He threaded his fingers together as he leaned forward. "Now start thinking of ways to better yourself for yourself, then for her."

Drac rolled his eyes, “She will not forgive me. I left, I’m-I’m not deserving of her forgiveness, even if she gave it I will not let it be bestowed on me.”

“That is pride talking.” Crowley had removed his glasses at this point to fix Drac with his yellow eyes. “Pride and vanity. You need to knock those down.”

“No, it is masochism.”

“And you would lose your only shot at love lost to be regained simply because you think yourself irredeemable?” Crowley snarled. “If I thought as you did I wouldn’t have Aziraphale. Are you saying I don’t deserve my husband?”

“No,” Drac said looking at him. “No I would never.”

“Then why can’t you have Raelia? I left my angel numerous times, we fought over various differences, hell I even took a century long nap once... Point is you can’t let your mistakes hold you back. Because then you will truly lose her.”

Drac looked at him, but said nothing as he turned away from Crowley. “There is no way she will ever love me as she did.��

“She loves you.” Crowley said getting up from the couch and leaning at the counter behind Drac. “Buried deep under her pain is a woman whom loves you dearly. She is just hurt by your decision, you made it but you can continue to never make such a decision again. Be there for her, when she needs you.”

Drac turned leaning upon the counter their faces near enough. “She doesn’t want me near her.”

“Perhaps.” Crowley said leaning back and putting his glasses on. “Maybe attend more meetings oh “King of Hell” and you might in doing so show that you are still planning on being at her side.”

“I gave her the throne, the dominion, I removed myself so she doesn’t have to see-”

“-and that is your problem. Make her see you, MAKE HER SEE YOU!” Crowley pointed to him as he leaned back against the couch.

“And cause her more pain? WHY?”

“Because the pain she feels in seeing you will be temporary, but the pain of never seeing you will be all the more. Your absence is felt so deeply by her. She thinks just like you to a degree that she doesn’t want you anywhere near her. But remind her that you came back. That is your only selling point, unlike all the others who left her abandoned her you returned. You are here for her. You are not going anywhere again that she cannot follow. And God help you if you do, because I will find you in the next life.”

“Oh haven’t you heard I don’t get one. I killed the only way that I can be reborn. After this life that’s it.” Drac said. “What a life I’m living.” Drac said red tears falling down his face. “I have no one, no love, there is no one.”

Crowley held up his arms as if to say ‘you have one person in front of you’. “What of Nikki? Layla? Ezra? Azriaphale? Emelyne? Kit? Hades? Me? We all care about you.Even Arthur and Godwin seem to care. Yes your love life is in shambles, So is the world out there, your handiwork thanks to your love. Believe me that is one of the biggest reminders to her of how you feel for her. You burned the world for her, a promise you kept.” Crowley said with a smile.

“Great, a monster. She always loved a good Monster.”

“Then be the biggest monster you can be, be the one she loved.” Crowley smiled. “There was a time where you both were thick with each other in ways that would make Aziraphale paler than he already is.” 

“So you think I can just waltz up covered in blood and she will forgive me? No that Drac died the day she almost did. I’m done with violence. My appetite for it is no more it is slaked. I’ve already started learning how to eat pigs blood and transitioned into a vampire vegan lifestyle. Ezra is helping me with that.”

“Alright it was an idea. Point is, don’t lose who you are the man whom she loved.”

“That man may already be gone, he was built like a castle of sand.” Drac told him. “Smashed and broken upon the rocks by the tragedies that the sea represents. I’m a broken man.”

“Broken, just like her, so find the pieces and build each other back up.” Crowley told him. “Just try not to die in the process. I can only miracle so much same with Aziraphale.” 

“At this point I feel that there would be many who would rejoice in my death than lament it.” Drac’s face broke for a moment as he became more vulnerable. 

Crowley walked over to Drac and pulled him into a hug, feeling the other man slump as he started to cry harder.

“Shhh, shhh,” Crowley said as he rubbed his back soothingly. There was a time where Drac had been a skinny beanpole of a prince. A kid Crowley had seen it with his own eyes. “Uncle Crowley issss here.”

Drac’s eyes opened as the new version of the past came to mind. He frowned for a moment but then he held Crowley tighter. 

“You’re ssscared, I know, I’ve felt that fear myself, don’t tell Aziraphale, but I am constantly in fear that one day he will wake up and realize he married a demon and leave me. I worry that the only one whom I’ve known through the ages will leave me. It is a scary thought, he is all I have of my old life, and I for he. But I struggle with feeling worth ssssssomething to him, but he never ceases to be my understanding and my best friend.” 

Drac listened as Crowley spoke pulling away at the pause, “Thank you.”

“Don’t mention it, no seriously don’t because- well let’s leave it at that imagination is always worse than whatever threat I could name and if I come up with something better I won’t be able to do so to you because I’d have to do what I said I would. Aziraphale would say “Chin up” or something of that nature to you. So what are you going to do?”

Drac frowned as he crossed his arms, “I don’t know, but I’m going to try for her. I’m going to try.”

“There it is, if you put a quarter of the energy you put into that apocalypse then you will find this whole emotional messss to be in the past.”

“I certainly hope so, I love her.” Drac told him. “I do I love Raelia. There is no one in this world for me. No one.” 

“I know, I’ll have Nikki check in on you I don’t really trust you to be too alone.” Crowley told him he looked to Cerberus. “Cuddle him.”

Cerberus got up and moved to Drac nuzzling him. 

Drac smiled and buried his face into the soft fur of his dog. “Thank you Crowley.’

“Ehh, you’re welcome.” Crowley said before leaving, he told Nikki a quick rundown of the conversation and to keep an eye and ear out for Drac.